Kings of Kota Invitation

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Kings of kota

It's sizzling and fresh. A half of a soft brown or white loaf, neatly stuffed with four rings of mouthwatering chicken or beef polony, crispy and saucy French fries, two rashers of flame grilled bacon and two fried eggs.

But that's not all, it comes with two delectable rushians just for your enjoyment. We have the creamy sources to marinate your kota, from salad dressing to chilli sauce, from mustard to tomato sauce - we pride ourselves in making quality kotas worth your money and tasting.

For only R30, this legendary Kota can be yours for the taking and it comes with a thirst quencher 330ml soda of your choice - for free!

We are the kings of Kota, we create pleasure from our sizzlingly fresh kotas.

Give us a call on 011 765 0177 or visit us at 23 De Korte street, Braamfontein.

Sales copy sample by Blessing Mhlanga. Note that this is a work of fiction by the writer.

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